stop laughing, i am beowulf! (kyliooo) wrote in hot_braille,
stop laughing, i am beowulf!

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because i don't feel like putting this in my own journal...

What Do The Strokes Think of You? by ZoetMeisje
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Fabrizio says you arehis new best friend
Julian thinks you looksexy
Nick said the sex wasquite boring
Nikolai noticedyou have bad posture
Albert wants tosecretly rape you
This is the Stroke you are most compatible with
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Which Stroke Will Rape You?
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His Excuse"She said she had good coke hiding in one of the holes in her body!"
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LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:kyliooo
Your haiku:the hell of fucking
course i have gay friends and none
of them are the strokes
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Your name:kyliooo
Your haiku:to get money and
james bought a cookie with a pair
of basketball shorts
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Your name:kyliooo
Your haiku:the website and i
actually end up having
time to fold your hands
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Your name:kyliooo
Your haiku:in which all the best
saying ehm instead of that i
look like ewoks hard
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Your name:kyliooo
Your haiku:prom than regular
prom and it's all ironic
and indie-like maybe
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Your name:kyliooo
Your haiku:comes out of the storm
but if we wanted to get
crazy i could shoot
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Your name:kyliooo
Your haiku:and we went to my
room and ate ice cream out of
the government hand
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favorite color
quoteSeriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
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1. summer
2. von bondies
3. stills/metric
4. out of school
5. springfest
6. cedar point next week!
7. naked lunch in gothic lit!
8. shins!!!!!!!!!!
9. only having one year of high school left!

1. glasses
2. underwear
3. shoes
4. deodorant
5. pants
6. shirt
7. jewelry
8. your mom

1. people
2. high school
3. bush
4. conservatives
5. your mom
6. lack of gay rights
7. being moneyless

1. my computer
2. my bed
3. my light
4. glasses
5. clothes
6. myself

1. dance
2. internet whore it up
3. procrastinate
4. listen to music
5. sleep

1. me myself and i
2. my mom
3. uh friends
4. people i don't like at school

1. blur's whole think tank album
2. this new mission of burma song i don't know the name of
3. fugazi - cashout

1. fight club
2. willy wonka

1. music is my boyfriend

Name: kylioooooo
Birthday: 20-11-1987
Religion: agnostic
Ethnicity: white
Height: 5'8
Weight: .5 milligrams
Eyes: brown
Hair: reddish orangish brown
Favorite Book: the vampire lestat
Favorite Movie: velvet goldmine, fight club, willy wonka, being john malkovich, i am trying to break your heart, lilies, etc etc etc
Favorite Record: right now? fugazi - the arguement, blur - think tank, neva dinova and bright eyes - a jug of wine two vessels
Marital Status: divorced thrice
Girlfriend/Boyfriend: too sad about my divorces to get someone
Political Affiliation: democrat, i guess

random, quirky things about me:
- i am a total percussion whore. i get mad when people mispronounce "conga" and timbales make me hot
- i buy clothes that are ugly, because they are ugly. i love ugly clothes.
- i am freaky introspective and it's annoying
- i love reccommending music. i just want everyone to get as much joy out of music as i do.
- i take a billion pictures of pointless shit
- i am a huge cynic and i tend to sound like a curmudgeonly old man
- i'm a fag hag
- i try not to be a music snob and i fail.
- i HATE prog rock

**When was the last time you:**
Sang: when cocorosie came on the radio
Wept: uh, last weekend
Petted an animal: i dont know, juan yesterday?

**How many:**
Websites do you have: 1, and an lj
CDs do you own: bazillions
Really close friends do you have: a few
Flown in an airplane?: couple times

Have you ever hit someone forcefully? yeah. INDIE!
Have you ever thrown anything at a moving car?: when i was little i threw a mr. bucket piece into someone's convertible
Have you ever been in a fist fight?: not really
Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?: all the time
Have you ever hit an animal on the road?: no
Have you ever seen a Beatles film?: yeah!
Have you ever cussed?: duh!
Have you ever been on a subway?: nope
Have you ever taught a little kid to cuss? yes
Have you ever cheated on a test/exam?: of course
Have you ever skipped school?: yeah
Have you ever egged someones house?: no, thats lame
Have you ever gotten a computer virus?: nope, just adware
Have you ever cried for no reason at all?: probably
At last but not least, have you ever missed someone?: sure

**For those that sleep:**
Time you usually sleep: whenever
Time you usually awaken: 6
Hours you get on average: not enough
Want less or more time to sleep: i need more
Day of the week you sleep most on: idk

**For those that dream:**
How often do you have dreams: rarely
Remember what happened in the dream: sometimes i die, other times i meet thom yorke...
Hear voices and sounds, or read any text: sometimes
Dreams show faces, and/or do you recognize people: yes

**Deeper into dreams:**
Reoccurring dreams: i had one all the time but it's stopped
Dream of death: alot
Any peculiar fantasies: meeting thom?
Ever dreamed about something that became true: not really, unless i'm dead
Conversations that have happened down to the very word and time: no

If I were a month I would be: april
If I were a day of the week I would be: thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: yes, 6 am after all night up
If I were a planet I would be: mercury
If I were a sea animal I would be: narwhal!!!
If I were a direction I would be: south of north
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: my grandmas couch
If I were a historical figure I would be: gavrilo princip
If I were a liquid I would be: peach nectar
If I were a stone, I would be: opal
If I were a tree, I would be: the one with white bark
If I were a bird, I would be: big bird
If I were a tool, I would be: monkey wrench
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: lilac bush
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: rain
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: keytar
If I were an animal, I would be: chinchilla or platypus
If I were a color, I would be: red
If I were an emotion, I would be: lethargic
If I were a vegetable, I would be: cucumber!
If I were a sound, I would be: thom yorke's voice, or jonny greenwood's guitar, or either of their piano
If I were an element, I would be: yttrbium
If I were a car, I would be: station wagon
If I were a song, I would be: know your onion by the shins
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: michel gondry, fuck yeah
If I were a book, I would be written by: myself
If I were a food, I would be: fish. hahaha
If I were a place, I would be: austria
If I were a material, I would be: polyester
If I were a taste, I would be: salty
If I were a scent, I would be: sweat
If I were a religion, I would be: agnostic
If I were a word, I would be: cunt
If I were an object, I would be: a chuck stuck in the crack of the church in paris
If I were a body part I would be: penis, it has so much power over the actions of men
If I were a facial expression I would be: quivering eyebrow
If I were a cartoon character I would be: uhm, captain planet
If I were a shape I would be: triangle
If I were a number I would be: 3

001) What time are you starting this?: 12 am
002) Name?: kyli
003) Date of birth?: did this
004) Sex?: grrrl
005) Height?: 5'8
006) Eye color?: brown
007) Weight?: shutup
008) Location?: lancassster
009) Where were you born?: columbus
010) Have you ever failed a grade?: no
011) If you have, what grade did you fail?: gdsgdsgadsg
012) Do you have crush on someone?: no
013) Do you have a bf/gf?: no
014) If so, what is their name: fdgafdhfdag
015) How long have you been together?: fdahfdhterjtgd
016) What are you wearing right now?: d.a.r.e. shirt
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: sure
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: nah
019) Are you a virgin?: yes
020) Do you smoke?: no
021) Do you drink?: not regularly
022) Are you ghetto?: nope
023) Are you a player?: no
024) What are your favorite colors?: red, orange and green, magenta and yellow
025) What is your favorite animal?: all of them
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: not that i know of
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no
028) Who are your best friends?: multiple
029) Have you ever beat someone up?: no
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: tori, misty
031) Have you ever been slapped?: yeah
032) Do you get online a lot?: yes
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: depends on who is around
034) Do you shower?: yes
035) Do you hate school?: sort of
036) Do you have a social life?: sort of
037) How easily do you trust people? it depends
038) Have you ever lied to your bestfriends?: yeah
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: i guess
040) Would you ever sky dive?: no
041) Do you like to dance?: hells yeah!
068) Have you ever been out of state?: yes
069) Do you like to travel?: yes
070) Have you ever been expelled from school?: no
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: i had an in school once for tardies
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: yes
072) Are you spoiled?: hopefully not
073) Are you a brat?: see above
074) Have you ever been dumped?: nope
075) Have you ever gotten high?: nope
076) What's your favorite drink?: fuzzy navel
077) Do you like Snapple?: sure
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: no
079) What toothpaste do you use?: minty kind
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: cell
081) Do you have a curfew?: no
082) Who do you look up to?: no one anymore...well my mom
083) Are you a role model?: i dont know
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: i have coach shoes but i didnt know it was a name brand when i got them
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: gaudy and cheap
087) What do you have pierced?: ears
088) What do you want pierced?: nothing else
089) Do you like taking pictures?: yes
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: NO!
091) Do you have a tan?: not yet but i will. damn sun.
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: i dunno
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: prolly
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: cell
095) Do you have your own pool?: no
096) Do you have any siblings?: brother
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: nothihng
098) Have you ever been played?: no...
099) Have you ever played anyone?: no
100) Do you get along with your parents?: my mom, yes
102) How do you vent your anger?: where's 101?
103) Have you ever run away?: not really
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
105) Do you even have a job?: no
106) Do you daydream a lot?: sort of
107) Do you have a lot of exes?: no
108) Do you run your mouth?: no
109) What do you want a tattoo of?: dont want one
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: see above
111) What are your favorite flowers?: hyacinth
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: safdsgfdhgdafh
113) What does your recent crush look like?: i don't have one.
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: yes
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: its been a while
116) Are you rude?: yes
117) What was the last compliment you received?: people tell me i match alot
118) Do you like getting dirty?: not really
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie
120) Are you flexible?: not really
121) What is your heritage?: german, welsh
122) What is your lucky number?: 3
123) What does your hair look like right now?: like it always does
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: prolly not
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: never
126) Describe your looks?: thats not a question
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: red
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yes
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: yes
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: new years probably
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: nevarrrr
132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: ill do anything once...well not anything...
133) Have you ever given?: nope
134) Have you ever received?: nope
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: sort of
136) Do you have one now?: no
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: i dont know
138) Have you ever been skinnydipping?: as a child
139) If yes, when was the last time?: ^
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: my grandma
141) Do you cry a lot?: nope
142) Do you ever cry to get your way?: i used to
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: my penis
144) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: ?DSFPDSPF:
145) Are you the romantic type?: no
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: no
147) What do you like most about your body: i dont know
148) What do you like least about your body?: agffdhfdafhg
150) When was the last time you threw up?: its been a while
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: either
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: closed toe mesh sandals, pink with dark pink and yellow sequin flower things
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: no
154) What about cleavage?: nonexistent
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: my friends are virgins, all but a couple
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: no...
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: ?
158) What color are your underwear right now?: i dont know
159) What theme does your room have?: retro?
160) What size shoe do you wear?: 10
161) What jewelry are you wearing now?: none
162) What is your screen name on AIM?: i got a new one but i may change again
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: i dont know
164) How are you feeling right now?: sleepy
165) When was the last time you were at a party?: i had a mini party at my house
166) Have you ever given a lapdance?: no
167) What do you sleep in?: whatev
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yeah..haha
169) What is one of your bad qualities?: too many
170) What is one of your good qualities?: i dont know
171) Would you marry for money?: sure! it's just marriage! it doesnt matter anymore anyway
172) What do you drive?: my moms car
173) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: no...
174) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: mom
175) What does your lj username mean?: its my name minus e plus ooo...from the song...
176) What's your favorite lj to read?: friends page!
177) When was the last time you cried in school?: long time ago
178) Do you wear Chucks?: sometimes
179) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: maybe
180) What time are you finishing this?: 12:18
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